In honor of the two conflicting holidays
"Ryan Haywood is ugly"
I mean REALLY
I MEAN HONESTLY
gave me their phone number
Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.
#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face
if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real
barto hairporn. who wears their sword INSIDE their pants? this monster apparently
i bet he has super veiny arms/hands/everything